Poetic Injustice

A rhyme scheme.  A dozen exclamation marks.  An angry, conflicted disclaimer.

All authored by a committee known as "We".

You unsanitary bitches in the Ladies Room, you're pissing off the "We"!!

Stating the Obvious

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And the Coffeepot Crack'd... (A Follow-Up)

A cautionary tale, what happens when you don't read the thoughtfully written signs...



"The Eye! The Eye!"

Ruminations Over a Sink Full of Dishes

Today's gem:

And the Coffeepot Crack'd...

An pre-emptive effort in the war against empty coffeepots, cracked carafes, and burned remnants of leftover joe.

Take note of the distinct font choice.... There is a new signmaker in our midsts!

Incoming: Kamikaze Train Tracks

As seen by the train tracks down the street....

Not very reassuring.

A Classic: Behold the Power of The Toaster

Incoming: The Demise of The Reading Nook

The all-caps, Times New Roman lecture about the unsuccessful lending library that had been slowly developing in the restroom of my doctor's office is a classic, in and of itself.

However, the hand-written follow-up makes it priceless because hooks had been in high demand long before the "reading material" debacle ever began.

Bravo.

Photocopy FYI

A permanent fixture in the mailroom ...

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