Tilting at Windmills

‎... where the "windmills" in this case refers to "people who leave their dishes laying around" and "tilting" means "reminding them yet again to not do it, because this time they might actually read the sign and follow through."

A shame that the hand-written addition only made sense when the sink was full.  Thanks for admonishing in MARKER, Anonymous. 

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On today's episode of "All My Snack Children"

(Or "As The Vending Machine Turns". Or "Days of our Overpriced Snack Lives")

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Poetic Injustice

A rhyme scheme.  A dozen exclamation marks.  An angry, conflicted disclaimer.

All authored by a committee known as "We".

You unsanitary bitches in the Ladies Room, you're pissing off the "We"!!

Intercepted at the fax machine

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A Classic: Behold the Power of The Toaster

Photocopy FYI

A permanent fixture in the mailroom ...

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